Gas on a plane

This post is self-explanatory. It was a 10 hour flight and I had horrible gas.

 Keith slept. I binge watched Lion, Collateral Beauty, Gold, Why Him? and the majority of Foster Jenkins (i missed the ending which Keith filled me in, horrible)


Advice is not watching either Lion or Collateral Beauty near any strangers you don't want to annoy with loud snotty crying.

10 hours later I was exhausted, gasless, and unfit to teach 2nd grade in a few hours.




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